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2009.06.30 11.04 I Have No Idea What I'm Talking About... ...So here are Thomasina Winslow and Marco Haber covering an old song by The Steve Miller band. Also, I'm really glad to see that my old pal Alan Smithee is back after a too-long absence. As you were. |
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2009.04.03 09.06 Cough Drops For The Soul The score currently stands at Allergies: 5, ms_xeno: 0. I can't afford to go hit up my doctor for more generic antihistamines at the moment. On the bright side, I still have some prescription Sudafed [tm] left. Unfortunately, it's not the thing to take when the twin hellbeasts of Barbed-wire-throat and ZOMFG-what's-this-ten-ton-weight-lodged-a-f Anyway, this at least is turning out to be a good day to clean out my sundry mailboxes. Thanks, riseup dot net. ( If I had two organic, sugar-free cough drops, I'd give you one. ) |
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2009.03.26 10.22 Twice-Burned Alternate Title: Livejournal, Ain't Never Gonna' Give Up On Your Love Huzzah ! No more vague recollections about how much time has passed between the last near-destruction of the house and the current one. Instead, you can just look it up via Calendar. See ? Anyway, a few days ago there was a kitchen fire here at Chez Xeno, which resulted in my burning a rather impressive hole into the linoleum floor. It's okay, though. The 5-lb box of baking soda and my ordained spirit guide (a large roll of duct tape) fixed everything. I even managed to salvage the cooking pot, thanks to an extra-large supply of cleansing powder. Maybe the lingering aroma of near-death would have smelled more savory if I'd only splurged on those leather floor tiles* a few years back, though. Of course, the big question is, does this merit a special new Tag, or do I have to wait for Near-Escape No. 3 ? [ponders] What do you old-timers think, hmmm ? *Link kind of swiped from the inimitable Madman at Mcat's blog. |
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2009.03.18 14.14 Trompe L'Oeil Is Delicious and Nourishing Search your feelings. You know it to be true. In maybe-by-someone's-measure of connected news, there's a show starting soon at North Portland's Interstate Firehouse Cultural Center. I'll have one piece, an old one, hanging up there. So here's the link, for those brilliant enough to know that collages are better up close. Or just for those want free snacks badly enough to leave the house on a Thursday-- even in the probable sleet and/or hail. IFCC Do North 2009, March 26th thru April 25th. |
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2009.01.28 16.49 I Let Everyone Down, As Usual. I was supposed to fix biscuits and gravy for my entire Friends list, but mr_xeno didn't make it back with the groceries in time. I'd yell at him, too, if he wasn't the only creature in the house actually drawing an income this week. In the meantime, just a little gift for my favorite blogger over the border. "skycooperfan240" does a Weird Al song-- with LEGOS !! For you traditionalists, there's also the McKenzie/Moore version. We're all about limitless blue horizons hereabouts, y'know... |
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2009.01.23 11.47 "Soul Clap Its Hands And Sing" From the Stop Me... link about Gitmo: ...So Mr Obama has sorta-kinda fulfilled one campaign promise: the Guantanamo Bay concentration camp is to be closed. Within... a year. How we would laugh at some foreigner seeking our approval with this kind of initiative. Ahmadinejad: Okay, I'll stop hanging gay guys.... Next year. But this year -- hoo-ha! Line 'em up and keep 'em coming! From a thread at The Distant Ocean: Zionists would do well to consider that the loudest American exponents of zionophilia can and do switch over to judeophobic demonization without missing a beat. They'll do it en masse the minute their leaders no longer consider Israel useful. Those leaders care for nothing but power in their own bailiwicks. History is very clear on that and on the utility of one elite to another; in particular those elite who make support for them a galling, expensive proposition. I apologize for reverting to type like this, but the library didn't cough up anything good and sequential for me to read this week. You know how it is... :o |
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2009.01.20 09.54 brokenworld Eyes to see, eyes to see |
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2009.01.16 11.23 The World Needs More Southpaw R&B Don't argue with me. Barbara Lynn (born 1942 Beaumont, TX) "Misty Blue," 2005. And BTW, we never got to see Alice Stuart last week. The roads were rained/snowed/iced out and she couldn't get to Portland. Another reason to hate climate change, in case anyone needed another reason. Thank You. |
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2009.01.07 19.31 Can We Win The War On CUTE ?! Casey says, "Perhaps." Apparently the key to lasting victory is understanding why (cough) adult films are like B'way musicals, except when they're not. Now that I know, it's a safe bet that everyone else already does, too. But WTF... it's the damn NEW YEAR, MAN !! Thank You. My New Year's resolution is now... uh, resolved. I actually posted every day for a whole week in 2009. I'm now free to drift off in the aether again, spinning my wheels and accomplishing things only by sheer stupid luck. You've been a wonderful audience. Please remember to tip your server. [smooch] |
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2009.01.06 17.31 HE'S Not ! YOU Are ! "...The Warren invitation is vintage Obama. Like Bush, Obama believes that he is the decider and that opinions differing from his own are to be ignored. Unlike Bush, he is savvy enough to pretend otherwise, and his smooth talking feel goodism fools many into maintaining a vow of silence about anything he does. The Warren invitation is yet another instance of the patronizing Obama telling the left that they shouldn't worry their pretty little heads about anything that he decides is inconsequential..." Yeah, I can't wait for the next bleating from wherever about how it's not Right-wing for Obama to pal around with this jaggoff. OTOH, it IS Right-wing of me to be less than thrilled about the impending coronation and what's likely to come afterward. Ho hum. Meanwhile, play those Etheridge discs real loud, or whatever helps... I guess. :/ |
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2009.01.05 17.45 That Thing You Need... Classical Simpsons Theme So nobody's going to try and figure out my New Year's Resolution, huh ? You dogs. Sure, I routinely vanish from this space for six months at a stretch with no explanation, but that's no excuse for you all to wander off without my permission. Shameful. |
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2009.01.04 16.58 "Never Again..." "...Must be a cry in defense for all humanity. -- Original source of quote unknown, but I borrowed it from a Gaza demo photo linked to here by Thanks, Ma'am. |
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2009.01.03 11.47 First Open Letter of 2009 ! Dear F*ck-Happy Spambots/Purveyors of Fine Internet Viruses, If you want to dupe me into opening that drivel you keep putting in my mailbox, you might want to use a more imaginative sender name than "me." Just a thought. Really, I love the hell out of unbridled free enterprise and regressive visions of human sexuality. Not to mention endless garbled/misspelled/grammatically unsound euphemisms for sex. Not to mention secular humanist evangelicals doggedly trying to shove crap in my face that I don't want every twenty-four hours or so;Proving conclusively that what both religious and post-religious proselytizers have in common is that A) They have no respect for personal boundaries, B) They love money more than anything and C) They hate women more than anything else. Still, you're not really putting your back into it, considering the overall competitiveness of your field, along with the ever-worsening economy. Also, Paris Hilton deshabille' ? Please. That's so two years ago. Besides, Supergirl[tm] wears less than that on the JLU disc I just got from MegaMovieRentalsCorp. At least JLU has buildings exploding and warmed-over butt-rock guitar solos and stuff. Bet you don't, you pea-brained misers. [raspberry] My feelings are hurt. It's like you're not even trying, anymore. :( Sincerely, ms_xeno |
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2009.01.02 10.11 A Link Page Would Be Nice But I've never had one. It's probably one of those things that's painfully easy to do. So painfully easy that I'm embarrassed to ask how, when everyone else already figured it out on their own. In the meantime, I do have one New Year's Resolution. But you'll have to guess what it is. Here's a hint regarding what it isn't. Yesterday I fixed brownies for the New Year's get-together we had, and accidentally added too much butter. The results were sort of a modified death-by-chocolate thing. I just cut the pseudo-brownies to 1/3rd the size they normally would have been, and --bingo !-- healthy desserts ! It's true. I'm a genius and you are all privileged to be on my Friend's list. [smooch] P.S.- |
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2009.01.01 09.59 Nine !!! Is it wrong that even though I couldn't even pay the entire water bill for December, I still think that it would be cool to own a pinball machine-- oh, and a basement to put it in ? Probably. [shrug] |
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2008.12.31 08.38 One Last Word From The Top Of The Stairs... ...courtesy of Mike Flugennock. Larger version via *Stop Me* The last few weeks have been but the first wave of force-feeding, towards the cultivation of the perfect Prog-flavored pate'. Gulp every bit of hi-grade Goose Chow in the tube, my friends. Then take a deep breath and gulp some more. After all, it's what you wanted. ;) Happy New Year ! |
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2008.12.03 10.53 White Woman Steals The (Country-Fried Electric) Blues ! In under nine minutes !! (Complete with fake gunplay at the end.) Aw, cram everything. Some days you've just got to have Alice Stuart jamming on "Wild Bill Jones." I hereby take back every rude thing I've said about Washington State since they booted me in the teeth six months ago.* ...So pass around your long-necked bottle Let's all go out on a spree Last night was the last of Wild Bill Jones Tomorrow's gonna' be the last of me Last night was the last of Wild Bill Jones Tomorrow's gonna' be the last of me.** *Until tomorrow, then all bets are on again. **Take note, Portlanders. Alice will be at the Laurelthirst Public House on 1/7/09. You're going with me, aren't you ? Aren't you ?!?! |
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2008.11.27 08.03 Peter Camejo 1939-2008 "...You cannot do what he did for so many years, without burning out, or becoming discouraged, becoming alienated, unless you have an adaptable character and personality, suited for confronting abuses of power-- one might call it 'the civic personality...'" -- Ralph Nader, 11/21/08. Thanks to Polidoc Productions and Vimeo. The three-time CA Gubernatorial candidate and 2004 Green Party Vice Presidential candidate died of cancer on 9/13/08. -- Ballot Access News |
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2008.11.10 22.40 Urgent Update !! No, I still don't give a damn about the dawning new age of greatness in American politics, what type of dog goes to the White House, what the hell the future First Lady was thinking when she wore that stoopid dress or any of that crap. Yes, I will still slam back a shot of vodka and/or bourbon every time any of you earnestly insists that everything will be great with President-Elect Golden Man because we will "negotiate" with him and "hold his feet to the fire." Yeah, right. Those fake torches with a little light bulb in the middle and that mini-fan with the tissue-papery-cloth "flame" around the bulb-- those things have more "fire" at their command than you do. Thanks for asking. Also, don't tell me all about how you were in tears of joy on election night because I'll just throw up on my shoes again. Now I'm going back to checking superhero comics out of the public library. All things taken into consideration, I've decided to concentrate on cultivating a fantasy world that's not in denial about the fact that it's a fantasy world. As you were. |
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2008.08.21 13.18 A Woman's Place IS In The Groove ! ( Hell, Yes... ) I am officially mad at no one today. 8) |
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2008.08.14 08.13 Bergamo Lily ( Etc. ) |
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2008.08.05 07.40 Fear For Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner... ...and I'm still hungry, damnit !! "...We are supposed to believe that if Senator McCain wins this election, we will be subject to another four years of Bush policies. I deeply believe that if we continue to support these two political parties that have worked together to eviscerate the 1st Amendment by setting up 'Free Speech Zones' for demonstrators and tasering people that ask questions of our politicians and gutting the 4th Amendment by passing the FISA law, things will indeed get worse. These are developments that happened recently, I could write pages on how our rights under the Constitution have been violated in the past decade. If we continue to support the duopoly, after all that has happened, what incentive will they have for listening to the people? They will see it as a green-light to continue their anti-democratic behavior." |
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2008.07.25 11.09 The Department of Don't Wait Up Presents... Via SleptOn: What Obama Might Say To White Fathers ..."Perhaps the disinterest of white parents in education is the reason that white twelfth graders are only half as likely as black twelfth graders to have perfect attendance. Remember how I told black parents that ‘parents have to parent, that children can't achieve unless we raise their expectations and turn off the television sets and eradicate the slander that says a black youth with a book is acting white.' It is time for white mothers and fathers to act black, to switch off American Idol and help their children with homework, to make sure that unless their children are sick with the mumps they are sitting in their homeroom at 8 AM ready to learn. According to the Departments of Education and Justice, instead of studying attentively in school, your white children are more likely than black ones to bring a weapon there. It's up to white fathers to tell their sons, those songs on the radio may glorify violence, but in my house we give glory to achievement, self respect, and hard work. [snerk] Oh, God. It hurts. |
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2008.07.24 08.08 Not A Paid Endorsement. I can't even recall the last time that I consumed one of these things. But this ad IS a fairly apt depiction of my mental and emotional state today, not to mention most of the 44 days (approx.) preceding today. |
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2008.07.13 10.59 McKinney/Clemente 2008 ! Ballot Access News gives some hard numbers and the usual carnage from the various peanut galleries. I don't know about you, but personally I find the local brawls at the regional/statewide level fascinating;Certainly a hell of a lot more interesting than Chapter 2,452,198,764 of ZOMFG McCain Scaaaaaaaaareee Get In Line And Vote Obama, Sucker !! Feh. Keep it with my blessings. ( Out Of My @#*&!+% Way, TINA. ) |
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