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: Offensive and Deportation-Worthy Statement of the Week
Cat Power is a lousy musician. Fuck, but she's lousy. She should be peddling ice cream bars for a living. Send in the gendarmes to exile me from Portland right now, with no time to even pack my bags, get the cats a fresh bowl of water or kiss mr_xeno goodbye. I don't fucking care. My insurance policy and a lukewarm bowl of unflavored gelatin are a more dynamic and exciting way to spend the evening than listening to Cat Power. Furthermore, I'm sick of glossy, mouth-breathing rock rags taking cheap shots at Beth Orton. Hell, even Bitch got into the act a couple of years back, following the lead of a bunch of brain dead soon-to-be-forty frat boy wannabees (clearly weaned too early by their mothers). Fuck 'em. I'll take Orton over Power any fucking day of the week.
I now return you to some shit somewhere that actually matters. Good night.
Cat Power is a lousy musician. Fuck, but she's lousy. She should be peddling ice cream bars for a living. Send in the gendarmes to exile me from Portland right now, with no time to even pack my bags, get the cats a fresh bowl of water or kiss mr_xeno goodbye. I don't fucking care. My insurance policy and a lukewarm bowl of unflavored gelatin are a more dynamic and exciting way to spend the evening than listening to Cat Power. Furthermore, I'm sick of glossy, mouth-breathing rock rags taking cheap shots at Beth Orton. Hell, even Bitch got into the act a couple of years back, following the lead of a bunch of brain dead soon-to-be-forty frat boy wannabees (clearly weaned too early by their mothers). Fuck 'em. I'll take Orton over Power any fucking day of the week.
I now return you to some shit somewhere that actually matters. Good night.